We're sorry to hear that. Try dropping by the lake and catching some fish. Also, from now, you better avoid that particular tauren hunter (and their pet).

Our talented goblin engineers are working 24/7 to build a prototype of a wireless device which may come in handy in the future. For now, just sign up in Thunder Bluff, and check your real mail daily.

While most MooMooSmile members are inhabitants of Kalimdor, residents of the continent in the East are also invited to join. You two might be able to enjoy a romantic trip with our goblin zeppelin (tickets now 30% off!) while crossing the Great Sea.

Oops, we're sorry to hear about that. Our company works on a get-your-spouse-back service. We'll be sending rouges to catch unfaithful spouses, tie them up, put them in sacks and deliver to your home, all for a small fee. Our rogues will make sure your spouse will refrain from making this mistake again.

Why not? Trolls wanna find love just like you.